So, uh, can you make me a balloon switchblade?
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her.
oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and paint a lil something-something. easy.
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.