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Hola mi amigos
My name's Melissa
And no, I'm not Spanish. I'm from Singapore.
Currently 17 but ageing every year on the 11th of March
... That's all I guess
Oh! I hope you like my randomness which I express through my blog
Adios muchachos

zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly


leeds-bracelet:

my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing


fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.


ur-all-rly-gay-tbh-bye:


diamondpure:

thestonedscriptures:

thelokiclub:

youaregoodandlovely:

Those windows should be boarded up.

And the lights should be off
Rookie mistakes.

They wont make it 

SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN

you know what we call people that that attitude?
potential zombies

ur-all-rly-gay-tbh-bye:

diamondpure:

thestonedscriptures:

thelokiclub:

youaregoodandlovely:

Those windows should be boarded up.

And the lights should be off

Rookie mistakes.

They wont make it 

SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN

you know what we call people that that attitude?

potential zombies


zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”


evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"
"oh its shadow on ground"

evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"

"oh its shadow on ground"


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